Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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