no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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