I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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