i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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