Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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