Whod you bang
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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