Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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