So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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