I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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