Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Let's get the cat blown out
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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