i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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