In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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