We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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