Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Mom said you looked used
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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