Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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