Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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