I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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