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(616): View more from Michigan

If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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(253): View more from Washington

I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?

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(512): View more from Texas

Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time

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(847): View more from Illinois

Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

$450 apparently whoopwhoop

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night

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