After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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