i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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