sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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