she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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