I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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