Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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