And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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