just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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