she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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