so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I need to align my fucking chakras
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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