It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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