Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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