Ambien. No doubt about it.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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