I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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