I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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