I think im going to throw up on grandma
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n