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• (586): View more from Michigan

  On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes

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  I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick

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• (512): View more from Texas

  This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.

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• (916): View more from California

  rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout

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• (716): View more from New York

  You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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• (813): View more from Florida

  literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today

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