Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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