This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point