didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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