I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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