at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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