I CAN MOONWALK!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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