I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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