Porn is love you can see.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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