i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she smelled like a LAN party
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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