no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
the raccoons are back...
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