its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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