I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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