To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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