Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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