Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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