MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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