I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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