there was a trapeze. enough said
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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