I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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