I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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