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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(917): View more from New York City

She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

(646): View more from New York

Lmao what?

(917): View more from New York City

It's a yes or no question.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".

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