Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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