office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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