Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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