Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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