She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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