its not stalking. its research.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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