love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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